FORBID A MAN

God, forbid a man if he sleeps and his woman has barely slept

Forbid a man if he eats and his woman is famished

Forbid a man if he finds a statement funny and his woman is sensitive

Forbid a man if he buys a bicycle for himself and his woman’s hair is not plated

Forbid a man if he enjoys a movie and his woman is feeling hajui aje. How dare he find enjoyment?

Forbid a man if he buys snacks for his children and his woman wants some chocolate

Forbid a man if he shares a book titled how to use your mind and his woman thinks he insinuates she doesn’t use her mind. How dare he attempt to share knowledge?

Forbid a man if he takes a trip alone that his woman declined him company

Forbid a man if he dares read something that his woman finds offensive

Forbid a man if he writes something that his woman finds offensive

Forbid a man if chooses to go to sleep early and his woman wishes to stay up late

Forbid a man if he cooks himself a meal he has a wife. How could he commit such an atrocity?

Forbid a man if he launders his bed linen and he has a wife

Forbid a man if he dares walk his children to school and his woman has her alarm on snooze

Forbid a man if he makes his woman chuckle. How dare he make her happy?

Forbid a man if he goes home early to his woman and children. Does have not some manly commitment after work?

Forbid a man if he offers help to a stranger. Can’t he notice his woman’s grimace?

Forbid a man if he dare stay fit and his woman is barely a moon postpartum

Forbid a man if he renews his gym subscription and his woman loves sweet treats

Forbid a man if he course-corrects his woman. Who is he anyway?

Forbid a man…….

Nene J.W

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